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What the fuck is a yiffsterdoofus?
Contained within this entry are chatlogs with a one "yiffsterdoofus," who continued to IM me for a week.

Backstory: On the June 25th show of Midnight Snacks, I ended the show by saying something like "This is the last show ever, I have run out of new music." For some reason this idiot took it seriously.
You can really just ignore everything I say, it's all the same.

JUNE 25th

yiffsterdoofus (3:40:47 AM): hello, Snacks
W.T. Snacks (3:40:50 AM): what
yiffsterdoofus (3:41:01 AM): were you serious today in midnight snacks
W.T. Snacks (3:41:04 AM): what
yiffsterdoofus (3:41:05 AM): was that the last one?
W.T. Snacks (3:41:14 AM): what
yiffsterdoofus (3:41:19 AM): what
W.T. Snacks (3:41:25 AM): what
yiffsterdoofus (3:41:29 AM): yeah?
W.T. Snacks (3:41:35 AM): what
yiffsterdoofus (3:41:44 AM): this wasn't too helpful
yiffsterdoofus (3:42:13 AM): so uh
yiffsterdoofus (3:42:18 AM): was this the last one?
W.T. Snacks (3:42:28 AM): what
yiffsterdoofus (3:42:43 AM): english motherfucker
yiffsterdoofus (3:42:46 AM): do you speak it?
W.T. Snacks (3:42:49 AM): what
yiffsterdoofus (3:43:19 AM): damnit
W.T. Snacks (3:43:32 AM): what
yiffsterdoofus (3:43:39 AM): what
yiffsterdoofus (3:44:18 AM): we'll see, snacks
yiffsterdoofus (3:44:21 AM): we'll see
W.T. Snacks (3:44:53 AM): what
yiffsterdoofus (3:45:04 AM): you're having fun with this, eh?
yiffsterdoofus (3:45:10 AM): having fun with me
yiffsterdoofus (3:45:25 AM): I ask a serious question, you just say what a lot.
W.T. Snacks (3:45:25 AM): what
yiffsterdoofus (3:48:09 AM): c'mon, just answer the question:
yiffsterdoofus (3:48:19 AM): was that really the last one?
yiffsterdoofus (3:52:28 AM): snacks
yiffsterdoofus (3:52:29 AM): douchebag
yiffsterdoofus (3:52:37 AM): c'mon, I really want to know
W.T. Snacks (3:53:04 AM): what
yiffsterdoofus (3:53:22 AM): you're kind of a douche, you know that?
yiffsterdoofus (3:53:29 AM): just fucking tell me and I'll never IM you again
W.T. Snacks (3:53:35 AM): what
yiffsterdoofus (3:53:51 AM): fucking tell me if that was the last midnight snacks
W.T. Snacks (3:53:56 AM): what
yiffsterdoofus (3:54:41 AM): that's a shame that you don't support that feature, snacks
yiffsterdoofus (3:54:45 AM): I was sending you all my loli
W.T. Snacks (3:54:55 AM): what

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yiffsterdoofus (4:47:43 AM): so was it the last one?
W.T. Snacks (4:47:46 AM): what
yiffsterdoofus (4:47:58 AM): damnit snacks, it's 5 am and I want to go to fucking bed
yiffsterdoofus (4:48:00 AM): just tell me
W.T. Snacks (4:48:03 AM): what
yiffsterdoofus (4:48:11 AM): one fucking word, either three or two letters long
yiffsterdoofus (4:48:16 AM): yes or no, motherfucker
W.T. Snacks (4:48:18 AM): what
yiffsterdoofus (4:48:22 AM): I just want to fucking know
yiffsterdoofus (4:48:38 AM): I'm gonna but a nut in your fucking eye if you don't goddamn tell me this
W.T. Snacks (4:48:42 AM): what
yiffsterdoofus (4:48:53 AM): right in your goddamn eye
yiffsterdoofus (4:49:16 AM): I'll get you v&
W.T. Snacks (4:49:20 AM): what
yiffsterdoofus (4:51:50 AM): I'm not kidding around
yiffsterdoofus (4:52:03 AM): remember last june, when all your personal info was released?
W.T. Snacks (4:52:06 AM): what
yiffsterdoofus (4:52:10 AM): because I sure do
yiffsterdoofus (4:52:21 AM): and I know that you're into the childrens, or pictures thereof
W.T. Snacks (4:52:24 AM): what
yiffsterdoofus (4:53:57 AM): ok, if that's what you want
W.T. Snacks (4:54:25 AM): what

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yiffsterdoofus (9:34:12 PM): so was that your last show
W.T. Snacks (9:34:14 PM): what
yiffsterdoofus (9:34:26 PM): fukin snacks
W.T. Snacks (9:34:29 PM): what
yiffsterdoofus (9:34:38 PM): you aren't clever, you know that
W.T. Snacks (9:34:46 PM): what
yiffsterdoofus (9:34:48 PM): I hope you get in a car accident
W.T. Snacks (9:34:54 PM): what
yiffsterdoofus (9:35:37 PM): y'know, at least I'm not a virgin with nothing better to do than just be an ASSHOLE to people asking simple fucking questions
W.T. Snacks (9:35:46 PM): what
yiffsterdoofus (9:35:46 PM): it's a one word responce, guy
yiffsterdoofus (9:35:49 PM): not what
W.T. Snacks (9:35:53 PM): what
yiffsterdoofus (9:35:54 PM): just yes or no
yiffsterdoofus (9:35:55 PM): yes
yiffsterdoofus (9:35:56 PM): or
yiffsterdoofus (9:35:57 PM): no
W.T. Snacks (9:36:00 PM): what
yiffsterdoofus (9:36:06 PM): you're making me rage
W.T. Snacks (9:36:11 PM): what
yiffsterdoofus (9:36:21 PM): you just wait, snacks
W.T. Snacks (9:36:29 PM): what
yiffsterdoofus (9:36:38 PM): next time you're out in public, IE at a convention
yiffsterdoofus (9:36:42 PM): you're gonna get shot
W.T. Snacks (9:36:44 PM): what

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yiffsterdoofus (11:37:46 PM): ITTY BITTY BABY ITTY BITTY BOAT
W.T. Snacks (11:37:53 PM): what
yiffsterdoofus (11:38:03 PM): I DON'T BELIEVE IT
yiffsterdoofus (11:38:06 PM): HABEEB IT
yiffsterdoofus (11:38:08 PM): TWINKIE HOUSE
W.T. Snacks (11:38:10 PM): what

JUNE 26th

yiffsterdoofus (5:08:22 AM): snacks
W.T. Snacks (5:08:24 AM): what
yiffsterdoofus (5:08:24 AM): it's late
W.T. Snacks (5:08:26 AM): what
yiffsterdoofus (5:08:28 AM): just tell me
W.T. Snacks (5:08:30 AM): what
yiffsterdoofus (5:08:33 AM): just fucking tell me snacks
yiffsterdoofus (5:08:35 AM): I'm so tired
W.T. Snacks (5:08:36 AM): what
yiffsterdoofus (5:08:37 AM): I just want to know
yiffsterdoofus (5:08:41 AM): snacks this isn't funny
yiffsterdoofus (5:08:54 AM): you're like every goddamn newfag just saying the same stuff over and over
W.T. Snacks (5:08:57 AM): what
yiffsterdoofus (5:09:01 AM): fucking forced memes
W.T. Snacks (5:09:05 AM): what
yiffsterdoofus (5:09:58 AM): y'know, I'm actually glad you aren't an admin any more. I can prance my furry ass around without the threat of being banned. I've never even gotten so much as a slap on the wrist
W.T. Snacks (5:10:05 AM): what
yiffsterdoofus (5:10:53 AM): Snacks, it's a simple response I want
W.T. Snacks (5:10:57 AM): what
yiffsterdoofus (5:10:57 AM): a very simple one
yiffsterdoofus (5:11:07 AM): which is more effort, telling me this or just keeping up with this faggotry
W.T. Snacks (5:11:12 AM): what
yiffsterdoofus (5:11:23 AM): snacks
yiffsterdoofus (5:11:28 AM): you're giving me diabetes
W.T. Snacks (5:11:31 AM): what
yiffsterdoofus (5:11:57 AM): at least I'm not a child-fucker
yiffsterdoofus (5:11:59 AM): like you
W.T. Snacks (5:12:02 AM): what
yiffsterdoofus (5:12:18 AM): I know what you like, snacks
yiffsterdoofus (5:12:25 AM): not only do you liek mudkips
yiffsterdoofus (5:12:30 AM): but you liek the children
W.T. Snacks (5:12:34 AM): what
yiffsterdoofus (5:13:06 AM): you want some yiff, snacks?
W.T. Snacks (5:13:10 AM): what
yiffsterdoofus (5:13:28 AM): I thikn you do
W.T. Snacks (5:13:38 AM): what
yiffsterdoofus (5:13:48 AM): I think you do want some yiff
yiffsterdoofus (5:13:59 AM): lord knows I have enough of it
W.T. Snacks (5:14:07 AM): what
yiffsterdoofus (5:14:16 AM): snacks, just answer my goddamn question
W.T. Snacks (5:14:27 AM): what
yiffsterdoofus (5:14:43 AM): snacks, why won't you answer this
yiffsterdoofus (5:14:45 AM): it's so simple
yiffsterdoofus (5:14:53 AM): so much less effort than saying what to everything
W.T. Snacks (5:15:06 AM): what
yiffsterdoofus (5:15:28 AM): was that really your last Midnight Snacks
W.T. Snacks (5:15:33 AM): what
yiffsterdoofus (5:15:41 AM): snacks, you're gonna die alone
W.T. Snacks (5:16:09 AM): what
yiffsterdoofus (5:16:36 AM): knowing the kind of company you keep, and the kind of things you're into, I know for a fact that you're going to die alone
yiffsterdoofus (5:16:39 AM): all child molesters do
W.T. Snacks (5:16:41 AM): what
yiffsterdoofus (5:18:03 AM): snacks, I will get an answer from you
W.T. Snacks (5:18:08 AM): what
yiffsterdoofus (5:18:14 AM): snacks, nobody's laughing
W.T. Snacks (5:18:20 AM): what
yiffsterdoofus (5:18:25 AM): you're making an ass of yourself
yiffsterdoofus (5:18:31 AM): I'm asking you nicely for information
yiffsterdoofus (5:18:41 AM): I suppose if I wasn't a furry I would have gotten it?
W.T. Snacks (5:18:44 AM): what
yiffsterdoofus (5:18:48 AM): you know what that is, snacks?
yiffsterdoofus (5:18:51 AM): profiling
yiffsterdoofus (5:18:56 AM): FURSECUTION
W.T. Snacks (5:19:01 AM): what
yiffsterdoofus (5:19:09 AM): I know what you're doing here
yiffsterdoofus (5:19:12 AM): discriminating
yiffsterdoofus (5:19:15 AM): against furries
W.T. Snacks (5:19:18 AM): what
yiffsterdoofus (5:19:38 AM): fursecuting bastard
yiffsterdoofus (5:19:57 AM): someday you'll be looked upon with the same stigma which comes with racism or homophobia
W.T. Snacks (5:20:01 AM): what
yiffsterdoofus (5:20:29 AM): but then, you were always a proponent of homophobia and racism, weren't you
W.T. Snacks (5:20:33 AM): what
yiffsterdoofus (5:20:47 AM): I know you, snacks
W.T. Snacks (5:20:52 AM): what
yiffsterdoofus (5:20:57 AM): I've been sitting back and watching all these years
yiffsterdoofus (5:21:06 AM): but the furries will rise up
yiffsterdoofus (5:21:12 AM): and take 4chan once and for all
yiffsterdoofus (5:21:23 AM): we're rallying on FA, CYD, and other websites
yiffsterdoofus (5:21:28 AM): we number in the thousands
yiffsterdoofus (5:21:39 AM): we will take 4chan, if it's the last thing we do
W.T. Snacks (5:21:46 AM): what
yiffsterdoofus (5:21:55 AM): just you wait
yiffsterdoofus (5:22:00 AM): juuuust you wait
yiffsterdoofus (5:22:11 AM): we'll see who's laughing while all the chans lie in ruins
yiffsterdoofus (5:22:18 AM): after 4chan falls, the others will be easy
yiffsterdoofus (5:22:27 AM): most of them have already been weakened by vannings
W.T. Snacks (5:22:36 AM): what
yiffsterdoofus (5:22:40 AM): server problems, et al
yiffsterdoofus (5:22:43 AM): they're weak
yiffsterdoofus (5:22:45 AM): we are strong
yiffsterdoofus (5:22:49 AM): we are together, you are not
yiffsterdoofus (5:23:00 AM): you have conflicts between old fags and newfags
yiffsterdoofus (5:23:09 AM): we have no such issues
W.T. Snacks (5:23:13 AM): what
yiffsterdoofus (5:23:32 AM): you'll see, snacks
yiffsterdoofus (5:23:37 AM): you'll see
W.T. Snacks (5:23:48 AM): what
yiffsterdoofus (5:24:03 AM): I need sleep, snacks
yiffsterdoofus (5:24:09 AM): but we will continue this tommorow
yiffsterdoofus (5:24:13 AM): you'll see
W.T. Snacks (5:24:15 AM): what
yiffsterdoofus (5:24:19 AM): we will strike shortly
yiffsterdoofus signed off at 5:24:22 AM.

JUNE 27th

yiffsterdoofus (6:49:36 PM): we meet again
W.T. Snacks (6:49:46 PM): what
yiffsterdoofus (6:49:58 PM): so snacks
yiffsterdoofus (6:50:04 PM): how was your day today?
W.T. Snacks (6:50:06 PM): what
yiffsterdoofus (6:50:14 PM): that's good, that's good
yiffsterdoofus (6:50:17 PM): mine was OK
yiffsterdoofus (6:50:22 PM): I'm having a pretty good furry friday
W.T. Snacks (6:50:27 PM): what
yiffsterdoofus (7:05:25 PM): what
W.T. Snacks (7:05:39 PM): what
yiffsterdoofus (7:05:43 PM): what

JUNE 28th

yiffsterdoofus (11:56:44 PM): I got banned from 4chan
W.T. Snacks (11:56:49 PM): what
yiffsterdoofus (11:56:57 PM): why did that take you so long to post
yiffsterdoofus (11:56:59 PM): write
W.T. Snacks (11:57:01 PM): what
yiffsterdoofus (11:57:03 PM): what
yiffsterdoofus (11:57:11 PM): I bet I can type what faster than you
yiffsterdoofus (11:57:12 PM): what
yiffsterdoofus (11:57:15 PM): what
yiffsterdoofus (11:57:19 PM): what

JUNE 29th

yiffsterdoofus (12:44:30 AM): WHAT
yiffsterdoofus (12:44:31 AM): WHAT
yiffsterdoofus (12:44:32 AM): WHAT
yiffsterdoofus (12:44:33 AM): WHAT
W.T. Snacks (12:44:33 AM): what
yiffsterdoofus (12:44:35 AM): WHAT
yiffsterdoofus (12:44:38 AM): WHAT
yiffsterdoofus (12:44:40 AM): WHAT
yiffsterdoofus (12:44:45 AM): YIFF IN HELL FURFAG
yiffsterdoofus (12:44:49 AM): AHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
W.T. Snacks (12:44:50 AM): what

JULY 2nd (the night day AFTER my show)

yiffsterdoofus (6:49:15 PM): you doing a show tonight?
W.T. Snacks (6:49:19 PM): what
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W.T. Snacks (6:50:04 PM): what
yiffsterdoofus (6:50:10 PM): FUCK THE WHATS
yiffsterdoofus (6:50:12 PM): FUCK THEM
yiffsterdoofus (6:50:22 PM): YOU MAKE ME RAGE
W.T. Snacks (6:50:25 PM): what
yiffsterdoofus (6:50:39 PM): RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
yiffsterdoofus (6:50:51 PM): RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
yiffsterdoofus (6:50:55 PM): HATE
yiffsterdoofus (6:50:56 PM): HATE
yiffsterdoofus (6:50:57 PM): HATE
yiffsterdoofus (6:50:59 PM): I HATE YOU
yiffsterdoofus (6:51:03 PM): FUCK YOU
yiffsterdoofus (6:51:07 PM): JUST ANSWER IT
yiffsterdoofus (6:51:12 PM): IT'S BEEN A FUCKING WEEK
yiffsterdoofus (6:51:15 PM): JUST ANSWER IT
yiffsterdoofus (6:51:18 PM): JUST FUCKING ANSWER IT
W.T. Snacks (6:51:22 PM): what
yiffsterdoofus (6:51:22 PM): FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
yiffsterdoofus (6:51:27 PM): FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
yiffsterdoofus (6:51:39 PM): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
yiffsterdoofus (6:51:45 PM): TELL ME YES OR NO
yiffsterdoofus (6:51:48 PM): JUST SAY YES OR NO
yiffsterdoofus (6:51:49 PM): JUST SAY IT
yiffsterdoofus (6:51:54 PM): FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU
W.T. Snacks (6:51:56 PM): what
yiffsterdoofus (6:52:05 PM): I HATE YOU
yiffsterdoofus (6:52:08 PM): I HATE YOU SO MUCH
yiffsterdoofus (6:52:12 PM): HATE
yiffsterdoofus (6:52:18 PM): THAT'S WHAT I DO
yiffsterdoofus (6:52:19 PM): TO YOU
yiffsterdoofus (6:52:21 PM): I HATE YOU
yiffsterdoofus (6:52:23 PM): I WILL HATE YOU
yiffsterdoofus (6:52:38 PM): NEXT TIME YOU GO TO A CONVENTION, SNACKS
yiffsterdoofus (6:52:40 PM): NEXT TIME YOU DIE
W.T. Snacks (6:52:42 PM): what
yiffsterdoofus (6:52:52 PM): YOU JUST FUCKING WAIT
W.T. Snacks (6:53:52 PM): what
yiffsterdoofus (6:54:03 PM): you think I'm fucking kidding
yiffsterdoofus (6:54:16 PM): I'm gonna cut your brake cables
W.T. Snacks (6:54:24 PM): what
yiffsterdoofus (6:54:31 PM): just you wait
yiffsterdoofus (6:54:34 PM): FUCKING WAIT
yiffsterdoofus (6:54:38 PM): just wait
yiffsterdoofus (6:54:41 PM): and you'll see
W.T. Snacks (6:54:42 PM): what
yiffsterdoofus (6:54:45 PM): you're gonna die

JULY 3rd

yiffsterdoofus (5:15:45 PM): so my question was answered
W.T. Snacks (5:15:48 PM): what
yiffsterdoofus (5:16:06 PM): y'know, I learned something, snacks
W.T. Snacks (5:16:11 PM): what
yiffsterdoofus (5:16:12 PM): don't judge a book by it's cover
W.T. Snacks (5:16:17 PM): what
yiffsterdoofus (5:47:38 PM): the last show was good, man
yiffsterdoofus (5:47:44 PM): just a compliment
yiffsterdoofus (5:47:50 PM): I'm listening to it again
yiffsterdoofus (5:47:52 PM): good job
W.T. Snacks (5:47:52 PM): what